ma´ q simpson ni harry potter..

lo q es tener unos minutos y estar al pedo...

TODAVIA VIVE??? ES OMAZING!!!

No...no se ilusionen...no es la propaganda del omazing...
pero bue...ya q revivio vamos a empezar a matarlo de nuevo de a poco...

Si no vieron la propaganda del Citroën C4
(la cual postie hace unos meses)
ni se gasten en ver el video porq les va a gustar menos
de lo poco q les gustaria si la hubiesen visto...

Citroën 3CV (Alias Citronave)

¿Aburrido? YA NO!!!

THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show

(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes) See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send you a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to bonanojuice.blogspot.com'?)

See how long you can hold a note

(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, or try to beat your own personal best. Inhale deeply and then try and make a noise for as long as you can. Earn extra points for making your partner laugh or ending on an amusing note.

Try to not think about penguins

(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)This is especially hard, because by trying too much, you remember what you were trying to avoid thinking of. If you try too little, you end up thinking about penguins anyway.

Use your secret mind power

(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)Pick a passing by and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag or knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner or later one of your mind commands will come true, so you can convince yourself that you really have super human powers and waste even more time trying them out.

Pretend you're a robot

(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)Walk down the street with mechanical movements, adding 'zzzzzt' sounds with each motion. Pretending to have a motor broken in, say, your left hand can add at least 30 seconds more entertainment.

Scratch yourself

(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?

Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning

(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)Pick a random word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises. Yo lo hice con la palabra estudiar

Hurt yourself

(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)What is pain? Why is it unpleasant? There's nothing physical about it - it's all in your mind. Plus, after pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice next to being in pain.

Try to swallow your tongue

(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)There's not much to say about this one. It is possible, but really stupid. Seguro terminas vomitando

Pretend to be a car

(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)Make appropriate revving noises in your head as you walk along and add a racing commentary as you pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.

Make Star Trek door noises

(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)Stand by an electric door to a bank or something and make that silly "Scccccccchwop" sound heard whenever people popped on to the bridge to hang with Captain Kirk.

Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, study after image

(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)Another great time waster. It takes about 30 seconds of staring to create an after image, and the image is then viewable for about the same length of time. Fun to combine this one with pushing on your eyes.

Get yourself as nauseated as possible

(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)Best achieved by looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy you can't even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the "makes boredom seem a lot better" effect (see "Hurt Yourself").

Invent a weird twitch

(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)Adopt a bizarre twitch (e.g. flicking your head irregularly, twitching with eye or busting out sporadic cough noises) and try it out whe you go shopping.

Make a low buzzing noise

(Amusement Potential: 15-30 minutes)Hours of fun in libraries! Keeping a totally straight face and looking nonchalant, make a low pitch humming/buzzing noise and see who reacts. TESTEADO! funciona a la perfección.

THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH VERY LITTLE

See what's in your neighbour's rubbish/trash

(Amusement Potential: 20-30 minutes)You can learn a lot about people by what they throw out. You might uncover some dark secret about them. Plus, they might be throwing out something with value that still works, like a VCR or some porn mags.

Watch TV, repeat everything said in Italian accent

(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)Sort of entertaining. Include flamboyant shoulder shrugs for added impact, or go for a Marlon Brando set of grunts.

Send spooky emails

(Amusement Potential: 15-60 minutes)Look up someone's CV on the web, do some research on them via Google and then send them an email full of personal references claiming to be an ex-work colleague who fell in love with their shoes. Or something.

Make prank phone calls

(Amusement Potential: 20-60 minutes)Very entertaining, but requires discipline. Remember - vulgarities don't make a call funny, but getting the other person to believe a ridiculous story will. Try seeing if you can get them to make noises to 'test' the line. One to get you started off: Call McDonalds with weird complaints about their food.

Pretend all humans will die except for people in room with you

(Amusement Potential: 10-20 minutes)What would you do if this really happened? Would the group stay together, or would there be factions? Who would join what group? Remember, there would only be power for a few days before the plants ran out of fuel or broke. To travel, you would always have to be near cars to siphon gas out of. Best to do with people you know.

Step off a curb with eyes shut, imagine it's a cliff

(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)To get any benefit out of this one, you have to have a good imagination. Don't step off immediately, build up to the jump. Study the ravine below. Feel the winds at that altitude. Step off and...AHHHHHH!!!!!

Try and sound Welsh

(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)The key to sounding Welsh is to make sure that your voice goes up at the end of the sentence, so that everything sounds like a question. Throw in a superfluous 'isn't it?' at the end of everything you say and you're halfway there. Isn't it?

Burn things with a magnifying glass

(Amusement Potential: 5-30 minutes)Ants are always fun to use for this, but burning the face of someone you don't like, under some circumstances, can be just as entertaining.

THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ANOTHER PERSON

Have a water drinking contest

(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)While the competition is fun, you probably won't feel too good afterward. To give your event an old western theme, slam the cups upside down on the tables after you have emptied them.

Stare at the back of someone's head until they turn around

(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)This works on the "I have the feeling I'm being watched" principle. Conduct an experiment-does this really work?

Have a "Who is less competitive" competitionwonder

Uno de mis favoritos!(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)Trying to win at this will make you lose. Trying to lose makes you win which makes you lose. Not trying at all makes you lose which makes you win which makes you lose.

Pick up a dog so it can see things from your point of view

(Amusement Potential: 3-5 minutes)Think about it: your dog has only seen the house from a viewpoint from 6" to 2' high (15 to 60 cm for all you metric fans). It's never seen the tops of counters, what you keep on your desk, the tops of shelves, etc. Try looking at things from its point of view, too.

Pull out a hair, stick in someone's ear

(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)Best done to sleeping people. Added challenge in having no one else around, because then you can't blame it on anyone else. Try to beat your record number of times before the person catches on.

Pour water in hand, make sneeze noise, throw water on back of person's neck

(Amusement Potential: 5-15 minutes)Always a good gag. For an even bigger reaction out of the person, act like you're not sorry at all for what they think you did. Comment instead on how big that sneeze was or about how there was a lot of mucus in that one.

BUENO! A PONERLOS EN PRÁCTICA!!!! NO QUIERO ESCUCHAR MÁS A NADIE DICIENDO QUE ESTA ABURRIDO, HABIENTO TANTAS COSAS PARA HACER!!!

¿No Murió? ¿Esta Agonizando?

Bueee yo me quede con ganas de poner estos... asik aprovecho que todavia no caga del todo el blog..

1º Los Simpsons... Este pedazo de los simpsons esta mejor que el Spider-Pig... Spider-Pig.... ¬¬

No, mentira... el Spider-Pig es la muerte XD!



2º La tigresa del orienteee... Y SE QUEJABAN DE LA CALABRO!

Recurden Chicos... SIEMPRE HAY UN NUEVO AMANECER!



3º El desagradable video del gordo... No! ese no!... No... ese que estas pensando tampoco... ESE OTRO TAMPOCO!... El del taladro boludo!



... si culiado... yo pense lo mismo :S..... y bueee...

BONANO NOT DEAD!

No se si murio o no...pero miren esta intro de los simpson porq es WOOOOOOOOOOW!
hoy se estrena la pelicula YUPIII! pero no la voy a poder ver porq va a estar hasta el culo el cine!

¿R.I.P.?

lo que es estar al pedo

buee no se me ocurrio otra cosa para hacer... 1:50 a.m.
y quedó aceptable asik la pongo

In YouR FaCe!

veanlo enterito!

FOTOSHHHHOP

Bueee.. ya encontre otra pelotudez en la cual perder tiempo...

ns/nc

Bueee... a falta de imaginacion...San YouTube To The Rescue!

Bueee... eh aqui algunos videos que tengo en favoritos

1º Nuestro frustrado microemprendimiento


2º Un video de counter muy zarpado


3º Polka Rules! Videos muy chistosos de Weird Al Yancovic.. busquen mas giladas de el que son la muerte!



4º Photoshop Make-Over... estoy re sebado con el fotochop, ya les voy a subir las gilads k stoy haciendo

Mambru se fue a la guerra....

... y esto al carajo

it´s raining girls.. aleluya!

messi es un grosso, un ganador...



opot

Maxy 2 - FAUD 0

MAXY 2 - FACULTAD DE ARQUITECTURA URBANISMO Y DISEÑO 0

See culia' sake boleta de física... sí! y todavía no tengo idea! :S y promocioné morfología..

Se lo dedico a todos los lic. comilones que lean esto!

Como promocionar una materia en 5 pasos:

1º Hacer un cubito

2º Sacarle modulos y pintarlo

3º Desplazarle algunas caras

4º Hacer una cosa rara y pintarla mas rara todavia

5º Pasarle con el auto por ensima y hacerla poronga!

COMO LLEVAR LAS MATERIAS AL DIA, SOLO EN 4 PASOS!:

1º Campeonatos de daytona

2º Ver los simpsons

3º El infaltable Ping Pong

4º El pool!... ( si apuestan galletas pepito mejor)

Una tuneada bien Pro

Una foto del 18 del gordo que la deje re heavy

si ya se.... soy groso

seee animal tenes que hacerle click para que se agrande!

23 boludeces

Me baje la pelicula 23 y me puse a verla y quede re obsesionado con la mierda esa asiq me puse a buscar en internet...pero no encontre nada interesante...pero bue...igual les dejo algo de lo q encontre mientras hacia mi investigacion...aca va...



El Nombre completo de pato Donald es: Donald Fauntleroy Duck

En 1997, las líneas aéreas gringas se ahorraron 40,000 $ con sólo eliminar una aceituna de cada ensalada

Una jirafa se puede limpiar sus propias orejas con la lengua

Millones de árboles son plantados accidentalmente por ardillas que entierran sus nueces y no recuerdan dónde las escondieron

Comerse una manzana es más eficaz que tomarse un café para mantenerse despierto

Las hormigas se desperezan por la mañana cuando se despiertan

Los cepillos de dientes de color azul son más usados que los de color rojo

El órgano del hombre que puede crecer 20 veces su tamaño original es……… la retina

Nadie es capaz de lamerse el propio codo …..es imposible tocarlo con la lengua

Sólo hay un alimento que no se deteriora: la miel

Los delfines duermen con un ojo abierto

Un tercio de todo el helado vendido en el mundo, es de vainilla

Las uñas de las manos crecen aproximadamente cuatro veces más que las del pie

El ojo de un avestruz es mayor que su cerebro

Los diestros viven, en promedio, nueve años más que los zurdos

El “cuac” de un pato, no produce eco. Y nadie sabe por qué

El músculo más potente del cuerpo humano es…………. la lengua

Es imposible estornudar con los ojos abiertos

La “jota” es la única letra que no aparece en la tabla periódica

Una sola gota de aceite de motor hace que 25 litros de agua dejen de ser apropiados para el consumo humano

Los chimpancés y los delfines son los únicos animales, junto con el hombre, capaces de reconocerse frente al espejo

Reir durante el día, hace que se duerma mejor por la noche

Aproximadamente el 70% (si no el 100%..) de las personas que leyeron esto ¡¡ intentaron lamerse el codo !!


NARF!

@r-kitek-tos

feliz dia para todos aquellos giles q son y estudian esa cosa!!!!

Por experiencia personal puedo decir q los arquitectos no sirven ni para diseñar casas en los sims...

maxy si no sabias q dentro de unos 20 años, este va a ser tu dia, te lo comunico

chau..... cariños carlos